Culinary Sleuth Pillows

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

Horse meat scandal.

'This terrorist message I decoded turns out to be a recipe for chicken alfredo...'

"The secret was in the sauce."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"How 'local' is the fish?"

Turkey Autopsy

The History of Anti-stick

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'He's very fussy about his food.'