Culinary Experience Mugs

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Domestic Goddess.

"States of tofu"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

6 Brothers Falafel