Culinary Experience Gifts

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Ice Cream Surgeon

Domestic Goddess.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"States of tofu"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Soup of the month.

6 Brothers Falafel