Culinary Culturist Gifts

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Children's Feast.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'The Burrito King.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

His New Grillfriend

Filet minion

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'