Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.
Culinary Culture Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your culinary culture critic? Explore our amusing and thoughtful collection that blends humor with a love for food and culture. These unique products are ideal for those who analyze and appreciate the art of cuisine with passion and wit. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find something that perfectly captures their discerning palate and zest for culinary commentary.
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
View to the Future
'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
Too much cilantro
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"
"Is the MSG local?"
'I think I'll go home and eat'
'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
Countervailing Clichés.
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'
'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'
"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."
"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
Happy hour.
"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"
"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"
"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"
"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"
Culinary Culture Critic Gifts Collection
Culinary Culture Critic Mugs
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Culinary Culture Critic Prints
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