Culinary Critter Fan Pillows

'And when did you last see out supper?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"You're amazing!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Gatorade!

Raccoon notepad

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'Hurray! Ants!'

"Lemming" Meringue Pie

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

Snake

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

'And a hint of oak.'

'She saved the best for last!'