Culinary Critter Fan Pillows

'And when did you last see out supper?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"You're amazing!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Gatorade!

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

Raccoon notepad

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'Hurray! Ants!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'She saved the best for last!'

Snake

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

'And a hint of oak.'