We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.
Culinary Critic In Training Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a culinary critic in training? Our curated collection adds a humorous and heartfelt touch to their culinary adventures. Whether they’re tasting, reviewing, or dreaming about their next gourmet meal, these products are designed to inspire their palate and boost their confidence. From playful prints to cozy pillows, find a unique way to support their culinary curiosity and love of food.
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
View to the Future
'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'
"Is the MSG local?"
'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'
"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"
Too much cilantro
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
'I think I'll go home and eat'
Countervailing Clichés.
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'
"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"
"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."
'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'
'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'
"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."
"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"
"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"
Culinary Critic In Training Gifts Collection
Culinary Critic In Training Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for culinary critics in training—crafted to keep their beverage warm during long tasting sessions and critique moments.
Culinary Critic In Training Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate food critique—perfect for a relaxed, fun, and foodie-friendly space.
Culinary Critic In Training Prints
Decorate their kitchen or dining area with prints that celebrate culinary critique—fun and inspiring art for any food lover’s space.
Culinary Critic In Training T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for culinary critics in training. Wear your foodie passion with pride and a touch of humor.