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Moose reading 'The Moosewood Cookbook'.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Soup of the month.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Garden.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Too much cilantro

Flying sauces.

Canape?

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

The Origins of Everything

'It's my favorite.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

In the DNA Kitchen

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Sweet surprise.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Please don't kill me."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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