Culinary Creature Prints

Moose reading 'The Moosewood Cookbook'.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Soup of the month.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Garden.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Flying sauces.

Canape?

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Origins of Everything

'It's my favorite.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

In the DNA Kitchen

You're the icing on my cupcake!

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Please don't kill me."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Sweet surprise.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

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