Culinary Critter Prints

Squirrel with nutcracker

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Tasty.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Mouse reading magazine, "Mouse and garden"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Ant Cut-out

"He shows great artistic pretension."

'My compliments to the chef.'

Moose reading 'The Moosewood Cookbook'.

Fortune teller in restaurant says to waiter: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow, please.'

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

'Ralph doesn't believe in catch and release'

'The cat is finicky and he likes this flavor.'

'And when did you last see out supper?'

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

'My compliments to the chef!'

Dietary options for your dog.

'I can taste the soybeans, protein pellets, rice, bran, corn and oats. It could use a little more salt.'