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'I can taste the soybeans, protein pellets, rice, bran, corn and oats. It could use a little more salt.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Chef De Party.

"Don't tell him anything."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Tasty.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Enjoyment...reading...choosing...understanding.

"He shows great artistic pretension."

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."

Squirrel with nutcracker

"Could you slowly describe the Chef's Surprise again? I have a good imagination, but not that good!"

Ant Cut-out

"I DID hold it tight! You oulled too hard!"

'My compliments to the chef.'

The Last Meal Cook Book

Moose reading 'The Moosewood Cookbook'.