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'I can taste the soybeans, protein pellets, rice, bran, corn and oats. It could use a little more salt.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Chef De Party.

"Don't tell him anything."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Tasty.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

"Pew researchers!"

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Enjoyment...reading...choosing...understanding.

"Could you slowly describe the Chef's Surprise again? I have a good imagination, but not that good!"

"He shows great artistic pretension."

Squirrel with nutcracker

Ant Cut-out

The Easter Bunny painting a polar bear

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."

"What ever happened to Baby Jane?...She opened a restaurant on the corner of 54th and Maple"

'My compliments to the chef.'

The Last Meal Cook Book