Culinary Constructor Pillows

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Soup of the month.

Tension filled the tent.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

'Needs salt!'

Canape?

Too much cilantro

Holiday Supplies

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love Cannelloni

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

In the DNA Kitchen

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Building Blocks.

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Sweet surprise.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Am Awful Crammer.

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"