Culinary Constructor Mugs

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Soup of the month.

Tension filled the tent.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

Canape?

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

I love Cannelloni

Holiday Supplies

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

In the DNA Kitchen

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Witch's Brew.

Building Blocks.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Sweet surprise.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Please don't kill me."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

You're the icing on my cupcake!

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"