"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"
Culinary Constructor Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for a culinary constructor? Explore our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to honor their inventive spirit. These products combine humor with a love for cooking and creativity, making them ideal for passionate cooks and culinary artists who love to experiment in the kitchen. Whether it’s a quirky mug for their morning brew or a stylish print to inspire their next masterpiece, find something that truly celebrates their culinary craftsmanship.
Counting ribs
Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.
We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
Soup of the month.
Tension filled the tent.
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
Garden.
'Needs salt!'
Too much cilantro
Canape?
"My only love sprung from my only hate!"
I love Cannelloni
Holiday Supplies
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'
"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."
In the DNA Kitchen
"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"
Witch's Brew.
Building Blocks.
Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.
Ghostbasters 3
Sweet surprise.
'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'
"Please don't kill me."
Kiss the Commander in Chef
You're the icing on my cupcake!
This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.
Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'
Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'
Am Awful Crammer.
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"
Culinary Constructor Gifts Collection
Culinary Constructor Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate culinary creators—funny, inspiring, and perfect for every coffee lover's collection.
Culinary Constructor Pillows
Cozy up their space with pillows that celebrate culinary creativity—whimsical designs for food lovers and creative cooks.
Culinary Constructor Prints
Decorate their kitchen or workspace with prints that inspire culinary innovation—artful designs for creative food enthusiasts.
Culinary Constructor T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the culinary constructor in your life—fun, creative, and designed for food enthusiasts who love to experiment.