Culinary Complexity Lover Pillows

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'You made me jump.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

It's all gravy.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'The food put up a fight.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

Out and In.

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

Chef chasing an egg.

Gobbledygookologist

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

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