Culinary Blunder Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

The Toast Hunter

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Sandwich Fail

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

'Er, how long did you say you had been teaching Home Economics, Miss Jones?'

"You're the only one getting fat around here, Rex!"