Cul-de-sac Connoisseur T-Shirts

A Gated Community.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"The first of many cubicles..."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A stripe of stockbrokers

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

"Lunch!"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Practical Woodworm...