Sale Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Bargain hunters!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

C Day Lewis.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Bleak House

A stripe of stockbrokers

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college