Sale Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Bargain hunters!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

A stripe of stockbrokers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Charles Dickens.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"I am in training for the sales."

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Shove' (at big sale).