Cul-de-sac Connoisseur Prints

A Gated Community.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"The first of many cubicles..."

The boss yells at me whenever I try to think outside the box! He's giving you some constrictive criticism!

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A stripe of stockbrokers

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Lunch!"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Are you familiar with the phrase "demography is destiny"?

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Practical Woodworm...