Cue Sports Cartoonist Pillows

Birds cue ball escape.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Hockey World

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!