Cue Sports Fanatic Pillows

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Hockey Season.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.