Cue Sports Pillows

"I think he's gone a bit OTT with the social distancing!"

"Hey, I don't like slamming into you guys any more than I like getting walloped by a huge stick."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Jumping cheerleaders

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Birds cue ball escape.

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

Failed business ventures.

'Yesterday, I've lost my best buddy...'

The Dangers of Snooker.

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

'The Alternative Minimum Tax. I have no alternative but to pa it, and it's the maximum amount I've got to pay.'

"That's not all, general! At the current trajectory, we're headed directly for a black hole!"

"You said 'Let's shoot Paul!'"

Snooker.

The Pool Caddy

Yes, you will lose your hair. Magic Cue Ball.

"I think he's waiting for a verbal cue."

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

'Brown into the top pocket.'

Rowing