Cubicle Snoozer Gifts

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Computer neck.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Gone to seed.

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Sit and Deliver

Computing in the Cloud

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You're closer. You get it."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

Counting sheep.

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"Looks like we've got a downer up here in human resources."

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

'You seem to be coming along well, Harlen.'

The cats of war

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'It's a little something I provided so the employees can take out their frustrations during their coffee break.'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'