Cubicle Cowboy Gifts

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

"These dang-blasted gofer holes are a real nuisance, Zeke!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Work Slave

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"It is what it is."

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.