Cubic Zirconia Collector Gifts

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

New Age Store.

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Wine taster with mineral water

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Francis Picabia

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Moon Souvenirs

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I see you on a beach..."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

When psychics fight.