Cubic Zirconia Collector Mugs

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

New Age Store.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Wine taster with mineral water

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Moon Souvenirs

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

"I see you on a beach..."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

When psychics fight.

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."