Cs Lewis Buff Gifts

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe!

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Bumble Bee

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Best System in the World

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Amy Winehouse

Vacant possession.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'Uranus!'

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

An idiot's guide to the American Constitution.

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

Safety - "Don't tick off Tiny."

Bus. Routes. Time used to be on my side, now it's at my back and pushing.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

"Born in the USA, but not an American!"

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

'Oh yeah? Well, Murphy's law doesn't apply here.'

Home Protected by 2nd Amendment Scholar

"Excuse me - at least half of those violate my right to pursue happiness."

Arch enemy.

"I'm signing you off work for a couple of weeks Mr Kramer. I'm afraid you've got Hives!"