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"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Bumble Bee

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Vacant possession.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'Uranus!'

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

An idiot's guide to the American Constitution.

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

Safety - "Don't tick off Tiny."

Bridge opens for passing swans.

"Born in the USA, but not an American!"

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

'Oh yeah? Well, Murphy's law doesn't apply here.'

Arch enemy.

"I'm signing you off work for a couple of weeks Mr Kramer. I'm afraid you've got Hives!"

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