Crystal Gaze Lover Gifts

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Why bother?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"It will be all your fault."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ill next Thursday

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'