Cryptic Chaser Gifts

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The World Wide Web.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Football

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Now how did she know?"

Window in the Sky.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Golfing with God.

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Walken On Clouds

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Big Boy Foot

Loch Ness Monster

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

OOPS!

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Well that's certainly new!'