Crown Wearers Gifts

'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

The Queen

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Queen.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

The Loneliness of Power

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Royal Picnic

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

The King Of L.A.

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'Strange as it may seem, you have the common cold.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'And what do you do?'