Crowdfunding Clown Gifts

Kick me

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Shake it all about sign on desk

How are you at decision making?

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'