Crowdfunding Clown Pillows

Kick me

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Shake it all about sign on desk

How are you at decision making?

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

White Collar Crime.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

Pecking order.