Crossover King Hopeful T-Shirts

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Blend Schools

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Seats in all parts!"

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"We're down here near Mar-a-Lago, trying to act Trump-y."

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

King vs King- who's the clown?

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

Stop Scoot

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

A hard day's night.