Crossover King Hopeful T-Shirts

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Blend Schools

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Seats in all parts!"

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"We're down here near Mar-a-Lago, trying to act Trump-y."

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

Stop Scoot

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

"Tell me sire. How long have you had these delusions of grandeur?"

King vs King- who's the clown?