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"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

Chill Out Worshippers!

Nun confronts mugger.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

Australasia.

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

Attorneys in deep

Jimmy Hill

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

Nadal's bottles

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Oxford tour guides

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

Franz Oppenheimer

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

"This time they've totally gone too far."

A toilet is embarrassed by a plumber's butt crack.

'You're right, they look a lot bigger from the road...'

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'