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"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

Chill Out Worshippers!

Nun confronts mugger.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Australasia.

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

Jimmy Hill

Nadal's bottles

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

Attorneys in deep

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Oxford tour guides

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Franz Oppenheimer

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

Dick Strawbridge

"This time they've totally gone too far."

The Termite

A toilet is embarrassed by a plumber's butt crack.

'You're right, they look a lot bigger from the road...'