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'It has put a bit of strain on the marriage, to be honest, his career as 'the human fly'.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The world's most unemployable family

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

A mad scientist.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Sorry, but your good references don't match the passion of your bad ones."

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"…and don't let your cash buyout, stock options and lifetime medical benefits hit you in the button the way out."

"Any other skills?"

Concert pianist.

"I used to be a GP, but I wanted a job with a bit more status...'

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.