Crook Caricature Admirer Pillows

'Psst! Wanna buy the inside of a coat?'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Charles Dickens

Car Rides - Cats

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

John Banville

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"I'm leaving the company. I want to spend less time with my family."

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

James Whistler

Therapist's Swatter

John Herschel

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

"That was a good adaptation."

Henry VIII

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

Cat Has A Dream

'Know where I might be able to score some electrolytes?'

"There goes ol' Casper - he got thrown out of the house for 'thinking outside the box', if you know what I mean."

Barack Obama

The president shows up in Houston wearing stilettos.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.