Crook Caricature Admirer Prints

'Psst! Wanna buy the inside of a coat?'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Charles Dickens

Car Rides - Cats

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

John Banville

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

William S. Burroughs

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"I'm leaving the company. I want to spend less time with my family."

Eye Bank.

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

John Herschel

Therapist's Swatter

James Whistler

"That was a good adaptation."

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

Henry VIII

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

Cat Has A Dream

Sanitation Dept. Recycle. Trust me, it's best not to look too closely in Dr. Frankenstein's recycling bins!

'Know where I might be able to score some electrolytes?'

"There goes ol' Casper - he got thrown out of the house for 'thinking outside the box', if you know what I mean."

King Harald of Norway

The president shows up in Houston wearing stilettos.

Barack Obama