Crook Enthusiast Prints

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Clown Wife

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Conspiracy Cat

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''