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Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's an antique!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

Mammoth Posing

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

Moon Cave

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Caveman bathroom

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'Kip paints caves.'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

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'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'