Critical Cave Explorer Mugs

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The discovery of electricity...

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Moon Cave

"Gesundheit!"

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

Caveman bathroom

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

'Kip paints caves.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Why he always make pictures of him food?