"O.K., doomer."
Crisis Coper Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who handles crises with grace and wit? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that acknowledge their resilience, perfect for cheering them up or simply saying 'you're appreciated.' Whether they stay calm in chaos or just need a little encouragement, these gifts add a personal touch to their tough but admirable spirit.
'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'
Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.
'Crisis'
Coronavirus Debate
'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'
North Korea
Desk bins contain fires to be put out.
Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."
Euro crisis: abandon ship.
'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'
"You'll always have AAA status to me!"
Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...
"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"
"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"
Reporter on Aleppo
'Crisis? What crisis?' asks DoH Minster.
Euro-Meltdown
Euro crisis
'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'
'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'
"Poor soul - he's been like that ever since he ran off with my wife..."
"I'm going to ride it out."
'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'
Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.
10 years Euro
Facing a Cold Winter
A man with the world on his mind inspects the world
"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."
"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."
"Oh no, we're out of coffee!"
"How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?"
What's the Difference between a Trump Rally and a Public School? Politics.
Sales Downturn
Crisis Coper Gifts Collection
Crisis Coper Mugs
Looking for a perfect gift? Explore our collection of mugs specifically designed for the crisis coper—funny, supportive, and uniquely theirs.
Crisis Coper Pillows
Check out our pillows collection—comfy and humorous options that celebrate the strength of your crisis coper.
Crisis Coper Prints
Decorate their space with prints that highlight their resilience. Browse our selection for inspiring and humorous artwork tailored for crisis coppers.
Crisis Coper T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the crisis handler’s spirit. Witty and empowering, these shirts make great gifts for anyone who stays calm under pressure.