Crisis Connoisseur Pillows

Add some comfort with pillows that pay homage to crisis masters. Soft, funny, and perfect for making their space a sanctuary of calm and wit.

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'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.'

'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.' mockup

'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.'

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'This guy needs help!..Let's call a Meeting...Won't you join us?'

'This guy needs help!..Let's call a Meeting...Won't you join us?' mockup

'This guy needs help!..Let's call a Meeting...Won't you join us?'

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'Call the boss! We're in trouble!' mockup

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

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Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions. mockup

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

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'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

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Euro crisis: abandon ship.

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Reporter on Aleppo

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On and Keep Carry Calm

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"Don't worry, we can deal with any emergency. I've ordered the mint to print more money."

"Don't worry, we can deal with any emergency. I've ordered the mint to print more money." mockup

"Don't worry, we can deal with any emergency. I've ordered the mint to print more money."

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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Chiller Theatre

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?" mockup

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review." mockup

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

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Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering." mockup

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

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'Time to buy.'

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Spontaneous Kombucha

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'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.' mockup

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

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"I said to make a thousand CLONES." mockup

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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The Forever Stamp

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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Meowlzebub

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'I don't know. It's too busy.'

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"My kid could do that."

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"Rob is a functioning train wreck." mockup

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

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allovertheplace.com

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'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.' mockup

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

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"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically." mockup

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII mockup

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

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"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups." mockup

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

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"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel." mockup

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

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'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!' mockup

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

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'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.' mockup

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...' mockup

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

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Crisis Connoisseur Pillows Collection

Crisis Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the crisis connoisseur. Find humorous and clever designs perfect for their everyday coffee breaks.

Crisis Connoisseur Prints

Decorate their space with prints that honor their crisis mastery. Thoughtful and amusing artwork perfect for inspiring or amusing any room.

Crisis Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover stylish T-shirts that showcase the crisis connoisseur's talent for chaos. Fun and witty options to wear proudly.