Criminal Minds Fan Gifts

In return would you please spend some of my money on a haircut.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"At least he's honest about it..."

X-RAY

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

Stand and Deliver

A spy

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Back in 2 to 5 years.

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Change of crime for a bored criminal

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"He was murdered with one of the rejection slips he sent."

"I want to report a mugging."

"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."

"No Guv, I ain't a defendant. I'm the guy wot did it."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.