Criminal Minds Fan Mugs

In return would you please spend some of my money on a haircut.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"At least he's honest about it..."

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

X-RAY

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

Stand and Deliver

A spy

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Back in 2 to 5 years.

Diary of a DNA Cop

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Change of crime for a bored criminal

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"He was murdered with one of the rejection slips he sent."

"I want to report a mugging."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."