Criminal Minds Admirer Mugs

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Nun confronts mugger.

Change of crime for a bored criminal

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

Meet the Artist

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Mob Boss Runs Errands

"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'He knew too much!'