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'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Make it look like an accident.'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Nun confronts mugger.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Change of crime for a bored criminal

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

'He knew too much!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Mob Boss Runs Errands

"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."

Mafia's car