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How Deterrence Works

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Change of crime for a bored criminal

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'