Criminal Mastermind In Training Mugs

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Pranking Zombies

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

'This should come out just right.'

Fort

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

Property of April Fool

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

All quiet in MoneyLaunderingCo whilst the men dispute the ironing roster.

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'

"Finish your homework first, then you can hack into Trump's tax returns."

'We lucked out and drew a liberal judge -- I'll see if you can write a term paper for extra credit.'

Inventors Club.